WAPD SWAT Police Start Search

An emergency WAPD SWAT Police meeting has declared that the search for Steve Willis is underway.

"He must be hiding. We are on the lookout for any turdmongers" said WAPD Officer Connor a few hours ago.

When quizzed about notifying Mr. Willis' loved ones, Officer Connor answered with a question to all present, and possibly the entire human race.

"Do you love?"