Showing posts with label Ordinary Guy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ordinary Guy. Show all posts

Friday, February 1, 2013

Sir Steve Willis Knighted

Hey everybody,

Lucifer here.

Sir Steve Willis has been knighted for his public service to sciences and health. He recently donated the contents of his mind to be ciphered in the hope that we might all, one day, be able to reach his level of inspirational stature.

About a month ago, during the procedures groggy aftermath, me was able to gets a few more comments from the honorable Sir Steve Willis regarding Ordinary Guy.

EAP fans all over the world have been wondering for years whether there is any connection between M:D-1's Ordinary Guy and M:D-2's John Pyro. As both characters are played by Steve Willis, and time travel is involved, it seemed like a definite possibility.

But Sir Steve Willis has ruled out such thoughts. Whilst answering a question about Ordinary Guy being John Pyro's father, the actor quipped:

"I think it's a good idea if we wanted to cheapen the entire franchise."

When quizzed further about the future of Ordinary Guy, whether the character is really dead, or what his role in MDIII might be, Sir Willis simply stated:

"Ordinary Guy is always losing his underwear."

In response to the other recent news regarding MDIII franchise rights, it appears that EAP has successfully reclaimed all rights to the third chapter. It is currently unknown whether chapters IV, V, and VI will still be produced but, given the hullabaloo to retain the rights, me's would guess that it is likely.





Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Hey everybody...

How's it going?

Welcome to Lucifer's Logs.

Just wanted to tell you all that I'm EAP's only greatest fan.

I was stalking Just the other day, by pure coincidence, I bumped into the legendary Steve Willis. I did the world a favour and asked him when M:D-3 was coming out. He politely told me to get lost that he wasn't sure and not to hold my breath.

But, as he turned to leave, my hawk-eyes noticed a very specific anomaly about his appearance.

He was looking rather ordinary. Too ordinary for the great Steve Willis. Surely, he was getting back into character as Ordinary Guy from M:D-1.

Clearly, this proves that he's working on it and Ordinary Guy is back, having somehow survived Rastafarian Man's attack!

But before I could say "EX-CUSE ME!" he was gone. Maybe next time.

That little piece of information really got my juices flowing though, as I've been waiting to add M:D-3 to my collection of amateur second generation VHS copies EAP classics since 2002. (NO I CAN'T SELL ANY OF THE CASSETTES)

So there you have it EAP fans. Just remember, you heard it first on Lucifer's Logs.

Stay tuned for more as I get it.