Chiznik Punks drop snippet of Lure Me (To Your Room) ft. Hercules Fernandez

 
Hey everybody, Lucifer here.

That's right, I'm back... and I'm not the only one.

CHIZNIK PUNKS have just dropped a sh snippet of their upcoming single Lure Me (To Your Room)!

Me's found it on a discarded mirror mobile device. It was hidden away on an app called GarbageBand. But it's mines now. All mines. Me's don't care what all the cease-and-desist letters say. Or the angry man in the courthouse with his white wig and little wooden hammer.

CHIZNIK PUNKS haven't releashed any music ever since the year 2000 when they's did an impromptu live street performance with Dr. Remedy... but they've more than made up for it with this Instantaneous Classic™ featuring special pest guest vocals by none other than Hercules Fernandez. Me's hopes to hear it on their first next world tour!

Keep your ears peeled!

MD3 Set For 2029 Release

Moe Skeeto's got the secret deets on the EAP beats.

The long awaited MD3™ gets a teaser poster and tentative Summer 2029 release date. Steve Willis says he read the complete script on his flight to EAP's Annual Gold Coast Film Festival and it blew him away - fans should expect some surprising twists and turns in 16 years time!

Make It Up To You In The Year 3000

Sata Lucifer here.

Some news from the recent EAP end of year discount sale suggests more drama to unfold.

According to some APE grapevine gossip reports, Steve Willis is pursuing legal action to reclaim the creatively bankrupt lucrative MD franchise rights. Mr. Willis forwarded evidence to legal representatives that he had unwritten co-ownership rights to develop MDIII exclusively until "the year 3000" [sic].

This has put a spanner in the works for the newly announced PEA/APE series of MDIII, MDIV, MDV, and MDVI. Whilst details about the IV, V, and VI episodes remain unknown, it seems clear that MDIII will remain at EAP for another 988 years.

Bitter rivals PAE/EPA Inc. and AEP International also leaked pages from early EAP drafts that they were able to tape back together read during the negotiations. Me's can confirm that the pages are genuine, so steer clear.

Scraps

Hey everybody. Lucifer here.

Horrifying Amazing news for M:D-3 fans!

Long time EAP rivals PEA and APE have just finalized a measly huge AUS$4.05 joint bid to obtain the rights to the M:D franchise, outbidding last weeks offer of AUS$0.00 from PAE/EPA Inc.

A spokesperson from the APE camp announced today that they plan to continue the film series where EAP's award winning M:D-2 last left audiences hanging.

Further discussions on the official PEA podcast indicated that the newly numeralized MDIII is just the beginning, with MDIV, MDV, and MDVI all being developed around EAP's shredded long lost drafts for a second trilogy to the previous prequels.

Casting remains open at this stage, however Steve Willis commented that EAP "warned [him] about the sale last year after [he] decided to retire from acting" and that he thought it was a "fantastic financial move" for the company.

When quizzed by yours truly another source about the possibility of returning, a beaming Willis replied "never say never" whilst slyly winking to the fans.

The rights to the remainder of EAP's back catalog and intellectual properties remains undisclosed.

(UPDATE)

The brainy bananas at PEA & APE have announced that they also obtained the rights to Planet Of The Dogs and Bad Meets Evil, the latter from which they plan to develop a old-school western trilogy.

Steve Willis retains the rights to both the Slam Man and Dr. Remedy properties, thanks to a contractual deal from 2001. Whether or not these properties are viable remains to be seen.

PAE/EPA Inc. also announced a sneaky AUS$0.05 side deal for the rights to Gentleman & The Tramp.

Me spilt spaghetti sauce over these new logos.

Me found this flyer in the trash at the announcement.

Hey everybody...

How's it going?

Welcome to Lucifer's Logs.

Just wanted to tell you all that I'm EAP's only greatest fan.

I was stalking Just the other day, by pure coincidence, I bumped into the legendary Steve Willis. I did the world a favour and asked him when M:D-3 was coming out. He politely told me to get lost that he wasn't sure and not to hold my breath.

But, as he turned to leave, my hawk-eyes noticed a very specific anomaly about his appearance.

He was looking rather ordinary. Too ordinary for the great Steve Willis. Surely, he was getting back into character as Ordinary Guy from M:D-1.

Clearly, this proves that he's working on it and Ordinary Guy is back, having somehow survived Rastafarian Man's attack!

But before I could say "EX-CUSE ME!" he was gone. Maybe next time.

That little piece of information really got my juices flowing though, as I've been waiting to add M:D-3 to my collection of amateur second generation VHS copies EAP classics since 2002. (NO I CAN'T SELL ANY OF THE CASSETTES)

So there you have it EAP fans. Just remember, you heard it first on Lucifer's Logs.

Stay tuned for more as I get it.