Chiznik Punks drop snippet of Lure Me (To Your Room) ft. Hercules Fernandez

 
Hey everybody, Lucifer here.

That's right, I'm back... and I'm not the only one.

CHIZNIK PUNKS have just dropped a sh snippet of their upcoming single Lure Me (To Your Room)!

Me's found it on a discarded mirror mobile device. It was hidden away on an app called GarbageBand. But it's mines now. All mines. Me's don't care what all the cease-and-desist letters say. Or the angry man in the courthouse with his white wig and little wooden hammer.

CHIZNIK PUNKS haven't releashed any music ever since the year 2000 when they's did an impromptu live street performance with Dr. Remedy... but they've more than made up for it with this Instantaneous Classic™ featuring special pest guest vocals by none other than Hercules Fernandez. Me's hopes to hear it on their first next world tour!

Keep your ears peeled!

Make It Up To You In The Year 3000

Sata Lucifer here.

Some news from the recent EAP end of year discount sale suggests more drama to unfold.

According to some APE grapevine gossip reports, Steve Willis is pursuing legal action to reclaim the creatively bankrupt lucrative MD franchise rights. Mr. Willis forwarded evidence to legal representatives that he had unwritten co-ownership rights to develop MDIII exclusively until "the year 3000" [sic].

This has put a spanner in the works for the newly announced PEA/APE series of MDIII, MDIV, MDV, and MDVI. Whilst details about the IV, V, and VI episodes remain unknown, it seems clear that MDIII will remain at EAP for another 988 years.

Bitter rivals PAE/EPA Inc. and AEP International also leaked pages from early EAP drafts that they were able to tape back together read during the negotiations. Me's can confirm that the pages are genuine, so steer clear.

Hey everybody...

How's it going?

Welcome to Lucifer's Logs.

Just wanted to tell you all that I'm EAP's only greatest fan.

I was stalking Just the other day, by pure coincidence, I bumped into the legendary Steve Willis. I did the world a favour and asked him when M:D-3 was coming out. He politely told me to get lost that he wasn't sure and not to hold my breath.

But, as he turned to leave, my hawk-eyes noticed a very specific anomaly about his appearance.

He was looking rather ordinary. Too ordinary for the great Steve Willis. Surely, he was getting back into character as Ordinary Guy from M:D-1.

Clearly, this proves that he's working on it and Ordinary Guy is back, having somehow survived Rastafarian Man's attack!

But before I could say "EX-CUSE ME!" he was gone. Maybe next time.

That little piece of information really got my juices flowing though, as I've been waiting to add M:D-3 to my collection of amateur second generation VHS copies EAP classics since 2002. (NO I CAN'T SELL ANY OF THE CASSETTES)

So there you have it EAP fans. Just remember, you heard it first on Lucifer's Logs.

Stay tuned for more as I get it.